Here she comes .... !!! :P

btw here is my j0k3 :
A drug consumer,a lovelace and a smoker gone to GOD.God said that every1 can have a wish.The drug consumer wished much weed.The loveace wished many womens.And the smoker wished many cigarettes.All the 3 dudes were closed in 3 rooms,and their wishes became reality.After 10 years
God came back to see them.The drug consumer consumed that much weed,that he died.The loveace fuked so many womens that he died.After all God gone to the smoker.And he asked :
-How is possible that u'r still alive,and the another 2 died ?


-U forgot to give me fire .

hope u 'Njoy it

+++ sry 4 my bad 3ngli$h ^^

lmao
Good one Csongi! xD

n1 csongi! the drug consumer should be like he consumed too many drugs, not weed... maybe the smoker could smoke weed if he had fire )

thx

epikfail joke xDDD
gj anyways

fu xD why fail ? )

for a joke it is xD

vn1^^

Ok heres 1....

A guy walks on the street and another1 stops him,takes out a knife and asks:
-Do you have any money to give me???
And the other guy takes out a pistol,aims it at his head and asks:
DO YOU????HA????YOU GOT ANY MONEY FOR ME???

lol, good jokes guys xD
Csongi, it`s ok, your english could be better, but we don`t mind, we still love ya`

peace, guys

hmm... this might be usefull in a similar sittuation irl.. if u have a gun that is

lol n joke xD

ok my joke :


The police is walking on the street, and he lose his nighstick / baton.
A guy just find it, and run after the police, and say to the police :
-Hey man, I found a nighstick / baton. Is this yours?
-No it isn't. I lost mine nighstick / baton.

" I lose mine baton " ~~~> n ENglish :DDD

bTw mine suX 2

anD YES I luv u all 2

Pow@@@ ^^

roflmao I mean LOST *

well, my* sry,just a mistake xD
anyways n joke i know xD

So heres a classic one:
Two Soldiers are standing on the front line in a trench:
-Hey,dude,what does blood smell like?
-Shit.
-Omg,i think i'm woonded!

Get it? cuz if you didn't i'll explain

lol, its rly klassik, and i already knwo it
but when i heard it (read it) 1st time, i laughed a whole lot (lawl) xD

there is a war here... look's like everyone tryes to pwn everyone... i wonder who will be the pwner in the end

godito of kourse

2 cupcakes are in an oven,and 1 of them sayz:
-Woow its hot in here!
And the other yells suprised:
-LAWL,A talking cupcake!

lol



Two 5-year-old children are speaking :
-Hey, I found yesterday a dildo on my desk
-What is desk??????


xDDDD

rofl @ cupcakes xDDDDD


peace

rofl @ dildo...