-Sniper,enemy personel at 6 o`clock!
-Its 5:30,sir,we still got half an hour left...
-Hey,did you feed the pigs last night?
-Um no,i forgot.
-Oh man youre in trouble now.
-Don't worry,they cant *tell* anyone....
A new guy joins the army.
-Ok,tomorow at 7:30 a bus with a trailer will come,get on it.
The next day the soldier is late.
-I missed the bus,sir!
-I told u 7:30!
-Yes,but u didn't tell me when the trailer comes...