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RaW`Codename
Posts : 383 Join date : 2008-06-27 Age : 34 Location : Bulgaria,Sofia
| Subject: Re: Here she comes .... !!! :P Fri Feb 27, 2009 11:09 am | |
| So an american,a french and a bulgarian are walking around Sofia. The american brags: -We build the statue of liberty for 2 years...! And the french counters: -Thats nothing!We build the eifiel tower for 2 mounts! And as there walking around they see The NDK(a big comunity building in middle Sofia) and the american asks: -Whats that? And the bulgarian says: -I dono,it wasnt here yesterday..... | |
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ShAdOwFoRc3 Leader
Posts : 566 Join date : 2007-08-09 Age : 31 Location : Germany, Ulm
| Subject: Re: Here she comes .... !!! :P Fri Feb 27, 2009 11:45 am | |
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Draco Founder
Posts : 592 Join date : 2007-08-01 Age : 36 Location : Romania
| Subject: Re: Here she comes .... !!! :P Fri Feb 27, 2009 12:42 pm | |
| lol..short answer, but funny | |
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Crok
Posts : 1212 Join date : 2007-08-02 Age : 33 Location : Alesd, Bihor county, Romania
| Subject: Re: Here she comes .... !!! :P Fri Feb 27, 2009 3:28 pm | |
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Csongi
Posts : 371 Join date : 2008-11-15 Age : 30 Location : Romania/Bihor/Beius
| Subject: Re: Here she comes .... !!! :P Fri Feb 27, 2009 8:14 pm | |
| A housband and his wife were talking.The housband said: -Oh darling ... what I'd like to go in a place where I neva was,and do something what I neva did. The wife answer: -Uh U reallly wanna do that ? -Yes I'd like...! -So go to the kitchen and wash the dishes! | |
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Rory Apprentice
Posts : 89 Join date : 2009-02-01 Age : 38 Location : Flensburg
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GodiTo
Posts : 756 Join date : 2009-01-31 Age : 31 Location : In your dream
| Subject: Re: Here she comes .... !!! :P Fri Feb 27, 2009 9:58 pm | |
| ye, i know both anyways the first is funny xD | |
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Vay Mapmaker
Posts : 104 Join date : 2009-01-31 Age : 31 Location : Germany, Ulm
| Subject: Re: Here she comes .... !!! :P Fri Feb 27, 2009 11:39 pm | |
| Well... i'll tell u my favourite joke :] a zoologist, a sadist, a murderer, a necrophiliac, a pyromaniac and a masochist are bored. "Hm what shall we do?" The Zoologe suggests: "Let's get a dog" "Ok", the sadist says "Let's get a dog and torture him!" The murderer sais: "Great idea! Let's get a dog, torture him, and after that he becomes killed!" "Great!" The necrophiliac says and is happy. "Let's get a dog, torture him, kill him and f*** him!" "Oh yeah!", the pyromaniac agrees. "Let's get a dog, torture him, kill him, f*** him and after that, we'll light up him!" the masochist looks to the five other guys and says: "Woof-Woof!" got it? | |
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ShAdOwFoRc3 Leader
Posts : 566 Join date : 2007-08-09 Age : 31 Location : Germany, Ulm
| Subject: Re: Here she comes .... !!! :P Sat Feb 28, 2009 12:29 am | |
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GodiTo
Posts : 756 Join date : 2009-01-31 Age : 31 Location : In your dream
| Subject: Re: Here she comes .... !!! :P Sat Feb 28, 2009 1:14 am | |
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GodiTo
Posts : 756 Join date : 2009-01-31 Age : 31 Location : In your dream
| Subject: Re: Here she comes .... !!! :P Sat Feb 28, 2009 1:19 am | |
| The young boy and his father are watching the TV. Once the littleboy says : -Hey papa, what's this? A sailboat, or a yacht? -Hey my boy, its a yacht. -And how do you write it? Y and after A and K T or C H T? -Yes, you are right, its a sailboat.
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Crok
Posts : 1212 Join date : 2007-08-02 Age : 33 Location : Alesd, Bihor county, Romania
| Subject: Re: Here she comes .... !!! :P Sat Feb 28, 2009 4:22 am | |
| xD
gj Vay and GodiTo xD
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Draco Founder
Posts : 592 Join date : 2007-08-01 Age : 36 Location : Romania
| Subject: Re: Here she comes .... !!! :P Sat Feb 28, 2009 2:33 pm | |
| vn jokes... ) | |
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GodiTo
Posts : 756 Join date : 2009-01-31 Age : 31 Location : In your dream
| Subject: Re: Here she comes .... !!! :P Sat Feb 28, 2009 6:14 pm | |
| thx xD
A drogdealer, a firefighter, and a sadist are speaking on the street. The drogdealer says : -I would like a cigarette. The firefighter says : -I would like to extinguish it. (or dunno how to say it xD) Finally the sadist says : -Yes, on your head
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```Jackdaniels``` Member
Posts : 138 Join date : 2008-09-09
| Subject: Re: Here she comes .... !!! :P Sat Feb 28, 2009 6:23 pm | |
| Good joke csongi
Nt Codename lay of the vodka mayb u crazy drunk russian | |
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GodiTo
Posts : 756 Join date : 2009-01-31 Age : 31 Location : In your dream
| Subject: Re: Here she comes .... !!! :P Sat Feb 28, 2009 7:39 pm | |
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Crok
Posts : 1212 Join date : 2007-08-02 Age : 33 Location : Alesd, Bihor county, Romania
| Subject: Re: Here she comes .... !!! :P Tue Mar 03, 2009 8:49 pm | |
| Hope you like this one. It`s called the crocodile joke This bloke comes in to a pub in the Northern Territory (Australia) with a four-meter salt-water crocodile on a steel chain. Naturally, the patrons are shit scared and jump up on what ever they can find. The publican comes over and says “Get that thing out of here!” The bloke replies “I can`t, he`s my pet!” The publican says, “Well tie him up outside!” The bloke says, “No way, he`ll get lonely! And besides he safe.” “Safe?” say the publican, “Prove it!” So the bloke undoes his fly and puts his dick in the crocodile`s mouth and proceeds to hit the crocodile on the head with a glass ashtray. The crocodile does not move. The bloke says “So are you satisfied?” The publican says “That`s you mate, you own him, what about my customers?” The bloke says “Anyone else want to try this?” To which an old Sheila replies, “I will, love, so long as you don`t hit me so hard with the ashtray!” xDDD | |
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GodiTo
Posts : 756 Join date : 2009-01-31 Age : 31 Location : In your dream
| Subject: Re: Here she comes .... !!! :P Tue Mar 03, 2009 8:52 pm | |
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