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RaW`Codename

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PostSubject: Re: Here she comes .... !!! :P   Here she comes .... !!!   :P - Page 2 Icon_minitimeFri Feb 27, 2009 11:09 am

So an american,a french and a bulgarian are walking around Sofia.
The american brags:
-We build the statue of liberty for 2 years...!
And the french counters:
-Thats nothing!We build the eifiel tower for 2 mounts!
And as there walking around they see The NDK(a big comunity building in middle Sofia) and the american asks:
-Whats that?
And the bulgarian says:
-I dono,it wasnt here yesterday.....
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ShAdOwFoRc3
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PostSubject: Re: Here she comes .... !!! :P   Here she comes .... !!!   :P - Page 2 Icon_minitimeFri Feb 27, 2009 11:45 am

vn xD
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PostSubject: Re: Here she comes .... !!! :P   Here she comes .... !!!   :P - Page 2 Icon_minitimeFri Feb 27, 2009 12:42 pm

lol..short answer, but funny Razz
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PostSubject: Re: Here she comes .... !!! :P   Here she comes .... !!!   :P - Page 2 Icon_minitimeFri Feb 27, 2009 3:28 pm

rofl @ code`s joke xDDD
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PostSubject: Re: Here she comes .... !!! :P   Here she comes .... !!!   :P - Page 2 Icon_minitimeFri Feb 27, 2009 8:14 pm

A housband and his wife were talking.The housband said:
-Oh darling ... what I'd like to go in a place where I neva was,and do something what I neva did.
The wife answer:
-Uh U reallly wanna do that ?
-Yes I'd like...!
-So go to the kitchen and wash the dishes! Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: Here she comes .... !!! :P   Here she comes .... !!!   :P - Page 2 Icon_minitimeFri Feb 27, 2009 9:06 pm

lol! I am falling from my chair Razz
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PostSubject: Re: Here she comes .... !!! :P   Here she comes .... !!!   :P - Page 2 Icon_minitimeFri Feb 27, 2009 9:58 pm

ye, i know both Smile
anyways the first is funny xD
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PostSubject: Re: Here she comes .... !!! :P   Here she comes .... !!!   :P - Page 2 Icon_minitimeFri Feb 27, 2009 11:39 pm

Well... i'll tell u my favourite joke :]

a zoologist, a sadist, a murderer, a necrophiliac, a pyromaniac and a masochist are bored.
"Hm what shall we do?"
The Zoologe suggests: "Let's get a dog"
"Ok", the sadist says "Let's get a dog and torture him!"
The murderer sais: "Great idea! Let's get a dog, torture him, and after that he becomes killed!"
"Great!" The necrophiliac says and is happy. "Let's get a dog, torture him, kill him and f*** him!"
"Oh yeah!", the pyromaniac agrees. "Let's get a dog, torture him, kill him, f*** him and after that, we'll light up him!"

the masochist looks to the five other guys and says: "Woof-Woof!"

got it? lol!
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PostSubject: Re: Here she comes .... !!! :P   Here she comes .... !!!   :P - Page 2 Icon_minitimeSat Feb 28, 2009 12:29 am

xDDD
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Lmao
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PostSubject: Re: Here she comes .... !!! :P   Here she comes .... !!!   :P - Page 2 Icon_minitimeSat Feb 28, 2009 1:19 am

The young boy and his father are watching the TV.
Once the littleboy says :
-Hey papa, what's this? A sailboat, or a yacht?
-Hey my boy, its a yacht.
-And how do you write it? Y and after A and K T or C H T?
-Yes, you are right, its a sailboat.


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xD

gj Vay and GodiTo xD

peace
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vn jokes... Smile)
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PostSubject: Re: Here she comes .... !!! :P   Here she comes .... !!!   :P - Page 2 Icon_minitimeSat Feb 28, 2009 6:14 pm

thx xD

A drogdealer, a firefighter, and a sadist are speaking on the street.
The drogdealer says :
-I would like a cigarette.
The firefighter says :
-I would like to extinguish it. (or dunno how to say it xD)
Finally the sadist says :
-Yes, on your head


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PostSubject: Re: Here she comes .... !!! :P   Here she comes .... !!!   :P - Page 2 Icon_minitimeSat Feb 28, 2009 6:23 pm

Good joke csongi

Nt Codename lay of the vodka mayb u crazy drunk russian
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lol
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PostSubject: Re: Here she comes .... !!! :P   Here she comes .... !!!   :P - Page 2 Icon_minitimeTue Mar 03, 2009 8:49 pm

Hope you like this one.
It`s called the crocodile joke Razz

This bloke comes in to a pub in the Northern Territory (Australia) with a four-meter salt-water crocodile on a steel chain. Naturally, the patrons are shit scared and jump up on what ever they can find. The publican comes over and says “Get that thing out of here!” The bloke replies “I can`t, he`s my pet!” The publican says, “Well tie him up outside!” The bloke says, “No way, he`ll get lonely! And besides he safe.”

“Safe?” say the publican, “Prove it!”

So the bloke undoes his fly and puts his dick in the crocodile`s mouth and proceeds to hit the crocodile on the head with a glass ashtray. The crocodile does not move. The bloke says “So are you satisfied?” The publican says “That`s you mate, you own him, what about my customers?” The bloke says “Anyone else want to try this?” To which an old Sheila replies, “I will, love, so long as you don`t hit me so hard with the ashtray!”

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lol
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