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PostSubject: Here she comes .... !!! :P   Mon Feb 23, 2009 6:25 pm

btw here is my j0k3 :
A drug consumer,a lovelace and a smoker gone to GOD.God said that every1 can have a wish.The drug consumer wished much weed.The loveace wished many womens.And the smoker wished many cigarettes.All the 3 dudes were closed in 3 rooms,and their wishes became reality.After 10 years
God came back to see them.The drug consumer consumed that much weed,that he died.The loveace fuked so many womens that he died.After all God gone to the smoker.And he asked :
-How is possible that u'r still alive,and the another 2 died ?


-U forgot to give me fire .

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PostSubject: Re: Here she comes .... !!! :P   Mon Feb 23, 2009 6:27 pm

hope u 'Njoy it

+++ sry 4 my bad 3ngli$h ^^ Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: Here she comes .... !!! :P   Mon Feb 23, 2009 6:42 pm

lmao lol!
Good one Csongi! xD

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PostSubject: Re: Here she comes .... !!! :P   Mon Feb 23, 2009 6:43 pm

n1 csongi! Wink the drug consumer should be like he consumed too many drugs, not weed... maybe the smoker could smoke weed if he had fire Smile)
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PostSubject: Re: Here she comes .... !!! :P   Mon Feb 23, 2009 7:01 pm

thx Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: Here she comes .... !!! :P   Mon Feb 23, 2009 7:23 pm

epikfail joke xDDD
gj anyways
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PostSubject: Re: Here she comes .... !!! :P   Mon Feb 23, 2009 8:15 pm

fu xD why fail ? Smile)
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PostSubject: Re: Here she comes .... !!! :P   Mon Feb 23, 2009 9:40 pm

for a joke it is xD
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PostSubject: Re: Here she comes .... !!! :P   Mon Feb 23, 2009 10:44 pm

vn1^^
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PostSubject: Re: Here she comes .... !!! :P   Mon Feb 23, 2009 11:11 pm

Ok heres 1....

A guy walks on the street and another1 stops him,takes out a knife and asks:
-Do you have any money to give me???
And the other guy takes out a pistol,aims it at his head and asks:
DO YOU????HA????YOU GOT ANY MONEY FOR ME???
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PostSubject: Re: Here she comes .... !!! :P   Mon Feb 23, 2009 11:24 pm

lol, good jokes guys xD
Csongi, it`s ok, your english could be better, but we don`t mind, we still love ya` Very Happy

peace, guys Smile

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PostSubject: Re: Here she comes .... !!! :P   Mon Feb 23, 2009 11:33 pm

hmm... this might be usefull in a similar sittuation irl.. if u have a gun that is Razz
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PostSubject: Re: Here she comes .... !!! :P   Tue Feb 24, 2009 12:13 am

lol n joke xD
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PostSubject: Re: Here she comes .... !!! :P   Tue Feb 24, 2009 12:26 am

ok my joke :


The police is walking on the street, and he lose his nighstick / baton.
A guy just find it, and run after the police, and say to the police :
-Hey man, I found a nighstick / baton. Is this yours?
-No it isn't. I lost mine nighstick / baton.

lol! lol!
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PostSubject: Re: Here she comes .... !!! :P   Tue Feb 24, 2009 8:52 pm

" I lose mine baton " ~~~> n ENglish :DDD

bTw mine suX 2 affraid

anD YES I luv u all 2 cheers

BAN Pow@@@ ^^
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PostSubject: Re: Here she comes .... !!! :P   Tue Feb 24, 2009 8:53 pm

roflmao I mean LOST *
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PostSubject: Re: Here she comes .... !!! :P   Tue Feb 24, 2009 9:29 pm

well, my* sry,just a mistake xD
anyways n joke i know xD
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PostSubject: Re: Here she comes .... !!! :P   Tue Feb 24, 2009 9:33 pm

So heres a classic one:
Two Soldiers are standing on the front line in a trench:
-Hey,dude,what does blood smell like?
-Shit.
-Omg,i think i'm woonded!

Get it? cuz if you didn't i'll explain Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: Here she comes .... !!! :P   Tue Feb 24, 2009 9:38 pm

lol, its rly klassik, and i already knwo it Smile
but when i heard it (read it) 1st time, i laughed a whole lot (lawl) xD
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PostSubject: Re: Here she comes .... !!! :P   Tue Feb 24, 2009 11:04 pm

there is a war here... look's like everyone tryes to pwn everyone... i wonder who will be the pwner in the end Razz
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PostSubject: Re: Here she comes .... !!! :P   Tue Feb 24, 2009 11:52 pm

godito of kourse
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PostSubject: Re: Here she comes .... !!! :P   Wed Feb 25, 2009 12:02 am

2 cupcakes are in an oven,and 1 of them sayz:
-Woow its hot in here!
And the other yells suprised:
-LAWL,A talking cupcake! bounce
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PostSubject: Re: Here she comes .... !!! :P   Wed Feb 25, 2009 12:30 am

lol



Two 5-year-old children are speaking :
-Hey, I found yesterday a dildo on my desk
-What is desk??????


xDDDD
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PostSubject: Re: Here she comes .... !!! :P   Wed Feb 25, 2009 8:23 am

rofl @ cupcakes xDDDDD

lol!
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PostSubject: Re: Here she comes .... !!! :P   Wed Feb 25, 2009 10:40 am

rofl @ dildo...
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