Why can't a programmer tell the difference between Halloween and Christmas?
Because OCT31 = DEC25
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-Do you know what did my friend said, when asked him about be my husband?
-No.
-How did you find it out?
xDDDD
-Did you asked your girlfriend to be your wife?
-Yes i did, but her family is in my way.
-Her family?
-Yes, her family... Her husband, and her 3 sons.
ROFLMAO
Subject: Some jokes 
Tue Feb 03, 2009 7:16 pm
