What would you do if....?

Be pretty mainstream - Take the control on the earth, oviposit and eat.
What would you do if you was bankrubt and your house got on foreclosure auction?

i would kick the founder's ass

what would u do if u would be blind?

I would get one of those boring perfect dogs, which can do whatever i want... Except bringing beer and that necessary stuff.

What would do if Jackson Five reunited?

i wouldnt listen that music
what would u do if elvis presley would live?

Listen to gothwave, as i do now...
What would you do we didn't have bags?

I would make some.
What would you do if you would have 1 Ninja Rope?

Make a strange trick and call it Eclipse?
What would you do if you got hacked?

I would use programs to block hackers
What would you do if there wouldnt be any air?

Properly die by suffocation.
What would you do if you spilled a drink at a girl?

i would take her to her home
what would you do if you would be always drunken?

I'd drink until my brain stop working..
What would you do if you see an emo?

Well. My experience tells me that the best thing to do, is to feel sorry the poor thing and put a finger in my throat. Just to get rid of the puking feeling.

What would you do if another guy laid a hand at your *poff*? [Straight guys only]

I would broke his finger
What would you do if you wouldn't have house?

I would live in a Bin
Wat would you do if you know, you're dieing in a week?

I would do the same stuff as now. My life is good, and i'm pretty sure that you wont get a billion by the government, just because you tell them that you are dying.

What would you do if you got anorexia nervosa?

I would be suicide.
What would you do if you wouldn't have hands?

Learn to paint with my feets instead. Or maybe get some strong sleeping pills and take an overdose?

What would you do if none of your radiators worked?

I would use oven.
What would you do if there wouldn't be TV?

Learn double ABC twist... No. I rarely watch TV, so it wouldn't make any effects. But if there wouldn't be any computers, i would properbly comit suicide or learn the double ABC twist. [Can't even do a back handspring x)]

What would you do if the time stood still 1 hour, each day?

I'd go stuff that i'm not allowed to - Like take a piss of the goverment house(that'd be cool)

What would you do if you see a real alien?(I'd try to make contact)

I'd tame it^^ what would you do, if our planet has under -20 temperature, and there is now fire founded? (Maybe it would be great, direct CPU cooling xD )

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and there is now fire founded?

I would get fire?
What would you do if there came a tsunami at your area?

I would go to a high place to be alive.
What would you do if you would be a pussycat?

I would name myself Catpussy and play with my food
What would you do if you was a herm?