Some very funny Words of Wisdom. I got the first and the last from a guy called Splongul, And the other I thought up myself. I do belive they get better and better after every one.
First: "Robbery is ok because it doesn't hurt anyone."
As well as: "Dumb Soilder + Weak Weapons = Easy target. Dumb Soilder + Strong Weapons = Kamikaze Unit."
Finally: "Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad."