Draco
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 |  Subject: Tarzan, King of the Elephant Trunk  Sun Apr 13, 2008 12:07 pm | |
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Tarzan gets into a huge fight with a lion in the jungles of Africa. The
lion is defeated, but not before it rips off Tarzan's arm, eye, and
dick. Of course, Tarzan's jungle friends help him out by giving him the
parts he needs -- the eye of an eagle, the arm of a gorilla, and an
elephant trunk for a dick. A while later, Cheeta the Chimp asks Tarzan
how his new parts are working out for him. "Tarzan like. With new eye, can see far. With new arm, Tarzan strong. But no like new wee-wee."
"Why's that?"
"It keep taking weeds and shoving in Tarzan's ass."
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